Why not call them "Spring eggs"? Is there something wrong with eggs that even they must be renamed?
How do I break the news to my chickens that they are laying spheres?
Coming to a supermarket near you 4 types of eggs: Winter spheres, Spring spheres, Summer spheres and Autumn spheres.
It seems the latest fad is to rename things.
I like my spheres over easy.
Newspeak.