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Caption Contest: Situation Room reaction shot
PJ Tatler ^ | May 2, 2011 | Zombie

Posted on 05/03/2011 11:17:21 AM PDT by Kaslin

The White House has just released a photo showing top administration officials in the Situation Room watching for updates to the Osama bin Laden takedown mission:


The official caption reads: “President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden, along with members of the national security team, receive an update on the mission against Osama bin Laden in the Situation Room of the White House, May 1, 2011.”

It also comes with the following warning:

The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.

Did you see anything in there about creative captions? Me neither!

Let it begin. Here are three offerings from me to get the ball rolling. Submit your own captions in the comments section below. Outstanding entries may get featured in updates here.


President Obama and top White House advisors watch in horror as his economic policies bankrupt the nation.


White House officials watch the Astroturfed crowd of college-age Move America Forward volunteers gather as instructed in front of the White House, chanting “Yes We Did!” and “Four More Years!” while waving hundreds of American flags somehow purchased on a Sunday night, and wait for the proper moment to interrupt Donald Trump’s reality show, hopeful that the American public won’t get suspicious that hundreds of young Obama supporters somehow knew to celebrate bin Laden’s death and mug for the cameras even before the President made his announcement.


Hillary thinking: “The last time I was here, we were watching Drudge updates about Monica Lewinsky.”


Now it’s your turn!
Michael P:

“Who let that little kid in here?!?! Oh, sorry Mr. President…”


TCB:

“Okay, I’ll admit it – Fox does have pretty good news coverage.”


RoyceD57:

“Kate is just so beautiful in that gown.”


buzzsawmonkey:

Stephen Sondheim premieres his new version of “Send in the Clowns” for the National Security team:

Isn’t it rich?
Bin Laden was there
Living in plain sight in Pakistan
They were aware

Send in the SEALS

Isn’t it sick?
Look how we’ve tried
To treat Pakistan as a friend
Look how they lied
Where are the SEALS?
Send in the SEALS

We all pretend as best we can
Our putative ally’s not in bed with the Taliban

The media outlets connive with their taqiyya lies
To downplay London
Forget Mumbai

Don’t you love farce?
That’s what we’ve had
Cozying up with jihadis to fight the jihad
But where are the SEALS?
Quick, send in the SEALS
Ah, no need—they’re here

Payback’s a bitch
Finally it came
Bin Laden, who lit the jihad fire
Went down in flames
Thanks to the SEALS
Thank God for the SEALS
‘Cause they don’t play games



TOPICS: Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: binladen
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1 posted on 05/03/2011 11:17:23 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Bill Clinton was already there groping the women.


2 posted on 05/03/2011 11:21:12 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (How is allowing an Army Doctor be prosecuted and sent to prison "good for the country"?)
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To: Kaslin

Hillary looks concerned.

Zero looks bored.


3 posted on 05/03/2011 11:21:24 AM PDT by mom4melody
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To: Kaslin

Whoa! Somebody get Michelle a bigger chair.


4 posted on 05/03/2011 11:21:43 AM PDT by fruser1
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To: Kaslin

“Barack’s inner circle can only watch helplessly as Butler ends Barack’s chances of winning the NCAA Pool.


5 posted on 05/03/2011 11:22:45 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Kaslin

“Barack’s inner circle can only watch helplessly as Butler ends Barack’s chances of winning the NCAA Pool.


6 posted on 05/03/2011 11:22:55 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Kaslin

Who invited Hillary to stripper night?


7 posted on 05/03/2011 11:23:49 AM PDT by central_va
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To: Kaslin

Obummer: This is why we need gun control laws in Pakistan.


8 posted on 05/03/2011 11:25:59 AM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: Kaslin

the horrible reality strikes home... Rush Limbaughs golf swing is way better then the Presidents...


9 posted on 05/03/2011 11:29:22 AM PDT by Irishguy
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To: mom4melody

ZERO looks -outaplace- like he don’t belong there.


10 posted on 05/03/2011 11:31:12 AM PDT by The Bronze Titan
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To: Irishguy

bttt


11 posted on 05/03/2011 11:34:06 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Kaslin

The DC elite watch in horror as Sarah Palin shoots a Caribou.


12 posted on 05/03/2011 11:34:20 AM PDT by bray (What do you think of waterboarding now, Obama?)
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To: Kaslin

Oh crap! What the hell is Trump doing now?!


13 posted on 05/03/2011 11:34:23 AM PDT by ThE_RiPpEr.
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To: Kaslin

Officer: "Ok... there he is on the left.."
Obama: "Bro!... What the HELL you still doing in there!"
Hillary: "OMG!... I forgot to send the memo!"
Biden: "I thought that guy was dead!?!?"

14 posted on 05/03/2011 11:35:56 AM PDT by Safrguns
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To: The Bronze Titan

He looks like the grown ups just got done telling him to go sit in the corner and speak only when spoken to.


15 posted on 05/03/2011 11:36:43 AM PDT by digger48
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To: Kaslin

Obama: “Ok, no, which ‘istan’ is this again?”
Biden: “Alkadistan, sir”


16 posted on 05/03/2011 11:38:22 AM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar!)
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To: Kaslin

Anyone figure out what’s on the photo in front of HC?


17 posted on 05/03/2011 11:40:41 AM PDT by nfldgirl
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To: Kaslin

Barry must have been on the green chair. Looking to graduate to the yellow some day.

18 posted on 05/03/2011 11:40:43 AM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: Mean Maryjean

It looks like it could be a satellite photo of the OBL compound.


19 posted on 05/03/2011 11:47:29 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Kaslin
I altered it...just a little...

situation0
20 posted on 05/03/2011 11:48:49 AM PDT by FrankR (A people that values its privileges above its principles will soon lose both.)
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