Hey, cut him some slack. It’s only 3 pm here in CA.
I haven’t heard from my brother-in-law in Australia where the rapture has already come and gone. Not sure if many Aussis will be taken.
Christians are heavy on the peer pressure of their sect, and short on Bible knowledge. The Bible never even mentions the end of the world. See
If the rapture does occur tonight, the good news is there will be lots of job openings. The bad news is Obama will take credit for lowering unemployment! -Positively Republican
Well there’s Harry (the body) Reid and then there’s Harry (the body snatcher) Camping. Dirty rotten Harry’s both come to think of it. * Harry (the body) comment courtesy of Mark Levin.
Funny Craigslist Post.
We are looking for a soon-to-be- raptured individual or
group of individuals who are looking to get rid of their
earthly belongings before they are lifted into heaven and
saved. We, being sinners, will be left behind to face our
judgement. While we are waiting, however, we would like
to enjoy all the earthly comforts available. Therefore,
we are looking for a limo, hot tub, giant mansion on the
beach, a few tickets to fly our family around the world
and an unlimited supply of jelly beans. Any volunteers
that will be leaving this realm tomorrow can respond to
this email with the list of items they are willing to
donate. Thank you and have a nice trip.