[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

[luvie]

Nadin must have gotten her degree online for $20...or maybe $15 with a coupon! PJ might know about something like this.

[luvie]

Just because you want to believe in aliens, does not make them exist.

[DUmmie provis99, YOU win today's Kewpie Doll, for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity® that is like a lone cogent thought rattling around in Nadin's big empty skull of a thread!]

Here is a nice little assortment...maybe he CAN have more than one. :)

[metmom]

Sure it is. DU is proof of it.

[Arrowhead1952]

Let's assume for a second that ET actually comes and lands in front of insert home of head of government here... you know the famous take me to your leader scenario.

[ET will land in DUmmieland and say "Take me to Head DUmmie Skinner!" No, better yet, "Take me to NADIN!"]

Don't worry DUmmies, Dennis Kook spinach will be there in person to greet them.

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I suspect we will create other intelligences before we find any in space.

[Start working on that right there in DUmmieland.]

Well, if we do create intelligence, it won't be found at the DUmp.

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Hell they are even taking a third look at Mars now, but I am sure you did not realize that either... By the way, good bye...

[To the iggy list with you, provis99! Nadin is DONE with you!]

Queen Shiela Jackson Lee (d) TX thinks we have been there before.

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Worst case scenario, they'd have mastered telepathy and could just paralyze our asses on the spot.

[ben says, "I, for one, WELCOME our alien overlords!"]

I hope the aliens use telepathy and install some common sense into the DUmmies.