God, Guts, and Glory!
Posted on 07/12/2011 9:41:30 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Bush's fault! Oh, wait. . . .
After a fairly long dry spell, my DU mole account hits DUmmy gold and gets a post in an DUFU inspired thread. When I saw this at the DUmp, my instincts told me that it was destined to make the DUFU hall of fame. And so it does.
Oh, man... I had completely forgotten about AndyScam. DUmmies are sure big on falling for hoaxes, aren't they? There was Bev Harris pushing for $5 and $10 donations to enable her to stay in 5-star hotels "investigate" to 2000 Florida election. Then there was the Kerry legal fund to "investigate all 88" in Ohio in 2004. AndyScam. Fitzmas. Probably more that I'm missing.
At least Grayson is honest about it -- he's running and he wants donations. Note that he doesn't promise any real plan to win, of course...
Most. Unoriginal. And. Pointless. Sentence. Construction. Ever.
I just can't resist posting this clip from Team America: World Police. [NSFW]
If you're not surrounded by water, it's not an island!
Stupid tautological DUmmie!
Uh oh....That's a big no-no. You're gonna get tombstoned or at the very least ostracized. NO PRAYING ALLOWED! You should have sent "good vibes".
Maybe since it was only a "Single. Prayer." you'll slide by but, watch yer back, fundie!
“Single payer”, not “single prayer”.
[REALLY? CAN THIS BE TRUE??]
Mr. Arrogance needs to keep the clown effect in public office.
[IMPEACH Obama please!]
Wow! DUmmies have really turned on the Won.
[And he'll feel pretty happy with YOUR change!]
Hope and change for the DUmmies and still not happy.
[Obama will get jealous, Chrissy!]
Why do DUmmies always love the worst of the dims?
[Give, DUmmie, Give!!!]
I cannot believe the dims can support anyone as goofy as Grayson.
God, Guts, and Glory!
LOLOLOL! well more caffine for me! No wonder it didn’t fit with the normal DUmmie verbage!
“Charlaina called me a few weeks ago, from the hospital. She told me that her husband, Rick, was suffering from multiple organ failure – lungs, kidneys and liver.”
Impossible. After the government took over our physical beings all suffering was supposed to end.
“Yeah. Go for it! And BTW: Single. Payer. Right. Now.”
Whatever happend to “Keep your laws off my body?”
“I for one feel like I am on an island surrounded by water and wrapped in an electric fence.”
That’s shocking! Even when they control the government, they aren’t happy....
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Dang it Charles, I almost choked on my sandwich!
Yeah, and they also invented the little practice they call “tea-bagging” but they use it as a pejorative and giggle about it. DUmmies are so schizophrenic, even on their meds.
I feel like I am on a peninsula, surrounded by water on all sides, except that side, which is surrounded by land.
I believe I saw an actual DUmmie out and about today, driving possibly his/her own vehicle. Several bumper stickers, the two giveaways were the one on the right that said “Turn off Fox News” and the one on the left that had just two words on it: “Grayson. Truth.”
LOL!
Who is Grayson’s campaign treasurer? Bev Harris?
Gitmo?
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