It’s your Patriotic Duty to supply them with your banking information and pin numbers. Also your DOB, SS# Mothers maiden name and copies of your passport and birth certificate.....
There are quite a few grammatical errors ....making this email dubious at best. =.=
John Edward(s)................................... Sounds like an honest name, why wouldn’t you trust a name like John Edward(s)? FBI yet, he probably was an attorney too. Another 419 scam to send to the 419 Scam Busters.
Um FBI doesnt notify by email.
See if they’ll send you a photo of themselves holding a loaf of bread while balancing a fish on their head to prove who they are.
Yeah, like they’re going to email you about a suspicious box containing five million dollars.
From a goofy domain using an odd name.
With really bad grammar.
Riiiiiiiiight.
Methinks Congress should issue a Letter of Marque for you to deal with the sender.
Send me a cashers check for 10 grand before you do anything! ;-)
Dear Agent Edward,
Since you work in Intelligence in the FBI, I’ll make the small assumption that you know where I live. You can deliver that package anywhere between 4-6 pm day after tomorrow. Please be wearing a pink tutu and purple leotards under you football uniform.
Don’t know, just come right in and ignore the ammunition boxes.
You friend,
Barry Soetero
I’d send them a nasty reply. No guts, no glory.
Dear FBI. Please send me my money immediately. I will use it for buying a better spam filter.
Thank you.
That letter seems to be nothing more than a fishing email.Something that should be sent to the FBI.Otherwise I would not respond to it.
If the FBI really wants you they won’t be sending an email.
That letter seems to be nothing more than a fishing email.Something that should be sent to the FBI.Otherwise I would not respond to it.
If the FBI really wants you they won’t be sending an email.
That's easy.
Send this guy a book on English grammar, syntax and spelling.
Perhaps a dictionary.
This email makes such a hash of the English language that it is easy to believe that it must be a fake; no bureaucracy would pay anyone so lacking in communications skills anything more than, say, a job at McDonalds.
Oh, by the way, do you routinely send or receive valuable shipments? Or is this a case of identity theft? You might have made a brief statement about the whole thing yourself.
It is a “letter “or email is from a scam artist and is designed to scare the hell out of you...send it on to the FBI for their action...Do not reply to this or the author will know for sure he has a valid email...and if you have bills paid on line or order things with credit cards on line check on that....also call all your credit card companies to see if there is any strange purchases.
We were alerted by our email service that their billing was not accepted and would not be paid..they called us and I in turn called our credit card co only to discover that our cards had been used by some theif in Nigeria...got it all cancelled and new cards..what happened is these creeps get the first numbers on the cards which merely indicate the bank..they then just spin numbers until something hits then they go shopping and you get the bill for stolen goods...
“We have scanned those two trunk boxes “
1. Stay out of my trunks and I won’t beat the **** out of
you.
2. When the FBI want to converse with you they show up at your door.
3. IMHO, delete the email and run your virus program, etc.
delete the email,
have this post removed,
then remind yourself daily that FReepers don't have to think more than about 15 seconds before deleting garbage like this.
8^)
Wow, world famous psychic to FBI special agent?
I was wondering when Barry was gonna start sending us our share of the stash money....hope mine comes tomorrow...need to pick up a couple more AR-15’s.
Run it past “Snopes”
John Edwards? Really? Maybe he thinks your Reille and wants him to play pretend....
If you want to play along you run the risk of Reille showing up at your house tonight at 11:00 pm...
If you ignore...John Edwards will have some serious wounds to lick and his ego could be shattered:=