[hometoroost]

I like “he eats his peas.” Yeah right, as with everything else he tells you to do one thing and he does the opposite.

[PJ-Comix]

I like “he eats his peas.”

Also "Five Guys" burgers with cheese when he can sneak it away from Mooch-Hell's Eye of Sauron.

[Personal Responsibility]

Hmmm...maybe he's eating invisible peas.