Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 10-01-11 (Trust Fund Kids 'Occupy' Boston)
Posted on 10/01/2011 7:48:44 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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1Doz: These pampered weenies wouldn't know revolution if it ran up and bit them on the ass.
Dootndoo: So get your ass down there and show them how it's done, if your such a f*cking expert.
1Doz: Um, I don't think so, jerk. I've got a yoga seminar this weekend, and besides, my vegan fannypack isn't back from the embroiderer's yet. I'm sure Che would have understood.
So, any word on whether WRP was one of the 700 or so arrested? Hey, I like that. WRP (William Rivers Pitt). Add a "T" for "The" and it's TWRP/"twerp".
Heh. WRP reminded me of WKRP. Pitt could be Les Nesman throwing out turkeys from a helicopter to feed “the homeless”.
I know. I need more coffee.
WRP would never do that. It requires action (DUAC) and he's all BS. DUmmies don't go beyond DUAC.
What you say is true. He would have to get off his self-important rear end to actually do something. DUAC! DUAC!
I am still picturing him as Les in my mind’s eye. Right now he’s putting down duct tape on the floor to create the walls that surround his prestigious office. Make sure to book an appointment with him in advance of 24 business hours seeing how busy he is and all that. :)
Don’t demean duct tape. I’ve all kinds of uses for it. Most useful tool in my tool bucket. If WRP is duct taping his office, he’s hired out the job. Someone who told him it works easier than taping/mudding drywall (this isn’t one of my uses...). Pitt would go for something like that. All the while he’s sitting in Burkowski’s looking for someone who’ll talk to him.
One wonders if "fellow traveler" JFnK will lend his support to the cause....
Posted before reading in the finest tradition of FR ;)
My tagline approves...
Well played sir. Well played.
He states” people are upset, they’re angry”.....so what do they chant?...
“We wear short shorts”. WTH???
UGH! these spoiled no nothing of what they’re talking about brats.
p.s. And how many in this crowd do you think have DUmmie screen names?
Probably very few. Actually protesting is too close to work. Plus, there mommies won’t let them stay out after dark.
Oh! It feeeels sooooo good! Over 6 months in the making and today I finally achieved my elusive goal!
FREE GASOLINE! Today only 30 bucks worth but I cracked the magic coupon code and now can get all the FREEEEEEEE GASSSSS I want!
I get free gas fairly often. Since Julie isn’t usually home (at work) it’s no big deal. But for you, congratulations!!
Okay, it was like I was member of the exalted ranks of the Immortaliti and could do no wrong. But when I showed up at the gas station, I got real nervous even though what I was doing was totally legal although highly unusual. As I was pumping out my FREEEEEE GAAASSS, I half expected a Free Gas alert to be sounded with the arrival of the Petroleum Police in a helicopter overhead with the loudspeaker blaring: "YOU THERE! YOU ARE HEREBY DETAINED FOR SCORING FREE GAS! LAY DOWN ON THE PAVEMENT SPREADEAGLED WHILE WE SLAP MANACLES ON YOU!"
However, pumping that free gas turned out to be quite smooth and uneventful but afterwards I was pumping my fist in the air. Also I kept checking my fuel guage all the way home just to reassure myself that what I just did...I DID!!!
Into the top 40 like Kasey Kasem on a rocket-powered Hoveround!
But I'm glad it worked out, especially after all that hard work. GO PACK!! :)
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