[NautiNurse]

I don't wear panties on my head. What does that have to do with Ron Paul's fake eyebrows?

Why does a man so obsessed with truth succumb to false eyebrows? Why did his campaign proffer a lame excuse about allergies?

I'm not the only one who was distracted by Ron Paul's drooping fake eyebrow during the last debate. The brown hairy creeper obscured his talking points.

[IbJensen]

Nutty Nurse:

I suppose you work in the psychiatric ward.