[Brad’s Gramma]

You’re smart enough to buy ME a life’s supply of chocolate! And tp for you!

Wait. You read ALL of those books already??

[JRandomFreeper]

I got plenty of grannys around here that would have my head on a platter if coffee, chocolate, or TP was disrupted.

You read ALL of those books already??

And yes, after years on the old misc.survival newsnet thread (before the web), I could probably write them in my sleep.

I do know my survival skills, and have a certain flair when I show them off.

As I do daily, because I have to survive today, too. ;)

/johnny