Posted on 10/29/2011 8:47:21 AM PDT by markomalley
The sheer fact that this vile piece of human garbage actually ‘has’ a television show really reveals the depraved depths the country itself has sunk to.
Don’t know when I last watched any ‘comedian’ on TV. Just reruns of favorite sitcoms. Now I get my laughs from emails like this:
The kids have all their little codes...like BFF, WTF,
etc. So here are the codes for seniors:
....
ATD - At the Doctor’s
BFF - Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the SeniorCenter
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can’t get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where’s the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In!
Bill Maher is Morton Downy Junior without the personality.
one of these days,,
NewsFlash,,
Bill Maher collapses from massive coronary..
critics stuned, they didn’t think he had one..
He is the reason why I canceled HBO from ever coming into my home.
Also, the same people that make the scumbags in "Jersey Shore" a TV hit, not to mention many other trash reality shows.
Disclaimer: Yes, I DO watch American Idol and America's Got Talent. I like talent competition, although I can't believe some Sinatra crooner won AGT over the highly creative and unique Silhouettes or whatever their name was with the dozens of children. Never seen anything like it. They were absolutely inspiring.
And, he blamed the audience. Thanks markomalley.
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