Seriously Nobama, I know you don't like Ron Paul, and I know there are some very good reasons why (he has some decidedly dodgy opinions on some subjects, and the personality cult dimension of some of his fanatical supporters is very disturbing) but really, it isn't on to condemn him for what you think he's like. I would suggest you confine your satire to his actual statements. I'm sure you will find more than enough juicy material there! :)
In the works, FRiend!