I see your Female and raise you-
Agghanistan(from the local death notices)
Pa’jama-from a magazine article on a woman naming her baby by using ‘pajamas’ in a catalog-and-my favorite-
Toi’let-actually seen on a woman’s work name tag on a local bus.
Compared to those, Tanganika, Teriyaki and LaTwondashonda barely get noticed.
I saw a cashier once with a name tag that said Vendetta.
I was volunteering in a local middle school, and here are some names of a few girls:
Misdermeanor (Yes, that is how it was spelled) I wanted to ask if she had a sister named Felony or Fellonee.
Teaquila (clever spelling/sarc)
Promise Favors (I think the person(s) who named their baby daughter that should be beaten to a pulp—idiots.)
Those were just a few gems that caught my attention. OF course there were numerous Ahmeds and Mohammeds—I even saw one Barack—many Muslim sounding names from both boys and hijab-wearing girls. Surprise, surprise.
My wife is a spec-ed teacher. She had a 5 year old in her class one year named Neosynephrine Nyquil. His mother had hazily seen the label and thought it would be a “majestic” name. Wife has a large collection of totally odd names from her 35 years in the classroom. Many would leave you sort of stunned on hearing or reading them and- “what were they thinking?” There are lots of Females and even a Male or two because ignorant or drugged mothers thought that word on the BC was the name the hospital had given the child and it was necessarily final. Seegar Stubbs was named for his father and grandfather. In the South it is a traditional name that goes back a l-o-o-o-ong ways in several Stubbs families. The really weird names for girls often happen because so often Daddy doesn’t care what the girl’s name is. He cares about his son. Mom is ignorant and or drugged when she fills out the BC or it is filled out for her.