I, too have decided to do my part by consuming more beer. Unfortunately, this seems to result in me producing greater quantities of methane. Any advice you could give me, as a scientist, as to what course of action I should take would be greatly appreciated.
GREAT! You are one of the fortunate ones as you are able to convert CO2 into CH4! Your carbon butt-print is still producing that life-giving element carbon.
BTW, might be best to walk outside, preferably into the wind, when you feel a dominant urge to “express” yourself.