What a wuss. Put some teeth into it. How about this?
Anyone who violates it would face up to 90 years in jail, a $500,000,000 fine, castration by a butter knife, execution of all the family members out to second cousins, euthanasia of all pets, forfieture of all pay and allowances, three days a week full time in the stocks during incarceration, and molten lead poured down their throat at the end of the term of confinement. Oh, and all their garden plants will be agent-oranged and their garden sewn with salt.
Why stop there?
LOL
Good list.