I know, my dog is a cutee and a conservative, he would smoke Obama :D
But on a serious note, I agree with you about romney in every respect, and I feel similarly about ron paul. Neither of these people are anyone whom I would want to vote for at all ever.
However, should we face the unfortunate situation of having either one of them as our nominee, I will vote for either over Obama. I have to, it will make me puke, but I have to.