Hmmm, I’m thinking Obama could be making a recess depointment coming up!
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He could tell the court he’s cutting costs, and it would cost the taxpayers money for him to have to show.
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He could just tell the judge to go s—t cornflakes until hell freezes over.
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He could tell the judge he has bad cramps, and can’t show up.
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He could claim he hurt himself thinking too hard.
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He could send mooshelle out to tell everyone he scraped his knee and is crying to hard to show up.
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He could tell the judge his daughters needed him too much, and he couldn’t break away.
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He could claim he was out in public and got booed poisoning.
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He could claim he doesn’t have to show up until late January 2013.
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He could ask Hollywood to do interviews telling the press how terrible it is that their sycophant in chief should have to appear in court.
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He could tell the judge he is scheduled to appear as one of the children on HBO’s Kindergarten.
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He could tell the judge he has an appointment with a shrink because he’s been impotent for about three years.
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He could say he’s had a visitation from Allah, and has been told the judge will either change his ways, or drop dead.
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He could claim it’s an Islamic holy day and he’s fasting, on McDonald’s and Burger King that day, and can’t go out.
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He could come up with an excuse that is 0.001% as valid as any of these.
That’s my bet.
Or he could start bombing Iran...wag the dog a la bj clinton