Never liked or ate oysters. However after the fifth child I got a vasectomy. Ten is a good number. Give your parents my compliments.
In my case, prostate cancer and its surgery ended my race for a dynasty but I am very happy with the children I have.
Can't help but feel sorry for those lost souls who decided to never have kids - missed out on the best part of life.
Just kidding about the oysters - last time I had 'em I got gastroenteritis and got really sick.