[PA-RIVER]

If you concentrate and view these two sentences listed below, they will appear different in some very significant way. After consuming 8 shots of Jamesons Irish whiskey, these two sentences written in plain English will begin to appear to be virtually identical. Honest to god, you will not be able to tell the difference between the two after 20 shots. Try it! (If they are not Identical, you have not consumed enough shots. Its best to do this with a full bottle at hand, and take a shot every five minutes.) After doing this exercise, I can attest that, yes, Obama is in fact a natural born citizen, per Minor V Happersett. I saw it with my own two eyes! I have heard that you can also do this exercise with KWA, using LSD, and the word “Natural born citizen” will appear magically in place of “citizen” when describing Mr. Kim.

"Ha Ha I'm an Illogical bore", these are the two sentences. How many shots did it take to make them the same for you?.

Some authorities go further and include as citizens children born within the jurisdiction without reference to the citizenship of their parents.

Some authorities go further and include as Natural born citizens children born within the jurisdiction without reference to the citizenship of their parents.

[Ha Ha Thats Very Logical]

I like this game, Ma River! I won’t be able to play tonight, since I have to work tomorrow; and I’m out of Jameson, so I hope Jim Beam rye will do. I’ll work on those two, while you work on these:

“These were natives, or natural-born citizens, as distinguished from aliens or foreigners.”

“Only these were natives, or natural-born citizens, as distinguished from aliens or foreigners.”

For a bonus round, try these:

“...it was never doubted that all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also.”

“...it was never doubted that all children born in a country of two parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also.”