[WayneS]

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting for it to turn green.

A carload of bearded, loud, obnoxious Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and “Remember 9-11” spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

The light changed and the Muslims praised Allah and shook their fists at me. Then the driver hit the gas and the car raced off ahead of me.

Then, seemingly out of nowhere, an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection. It ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone inside.

I was stunned.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself: “Man... that could have been me!”

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So this morning, bright and early, I went down to the employment office and put in an application to be a truck driver.

[AppyPappy]

(Applause)

[jobim]

Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy was that maliciously funny!

[SkyDancer]

I applied!

[Paladin2]

LOL, I've been thinking about getting a truck driving job too.

Now I have the proper motivation.

[Paladin2]

Does that count as an “accident” on your driving record?

[Nachum]

Best one I’ve heard in weeks... :)

[DuncanWaring]

Ping.

[Shimmer1]

High fivin’ That was a good one.