[raybbr]

Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....

Well, if it was during lunch the passengers could use their plastic knives and forks to subdue them.

[Lazamataz]

Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....

..... she leaned over, and whispered in my ear, "If we're going to die anyways, lets get naked....."

[Lazamataz]

Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....

..... Steve, who was never without his Pocket Doberman, pulled it out, added the three drops of water the packaging asked for, and watched in amazement as it grew into a full-sized, rabid, foaming Doberman that ripped the terrorists to shreds.

[Lazamataz]

Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....

..... one little old nun said to them, "Now you boys behave!" and they all went back to their seats.

[Lazamataz]

Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....

..... once the confusion subsided, we discovered they were not terrorists. They were the flight crew! The plane had been flown by trained monkeys up until then!

[No Truce With Kings]

“Well, if it was during lunch the passengers could use their plastic knives and forks to subdue them.”

Or their laptops chargers, shoelaces, belts, and whatever other things can be brought to hand as weapons.

If you are not afraid to die you can disable even a burly terrorist with theses things and yourself. Yeah, he can cut your throat, but not before you gouge his eyes out. And if they succeed in taking the cockpit, I figure I am dead anyway, my life for his eyes seems like a fair trade to me. It’s hard to take over an airliner if you cannot see.

And I would bet that I am not the only aisle-seat preferring passenger that thinks that way.

Terrorists will never again succeed in using airliners as cruise missiles. The unorganized militia of the Unites States of America will see to that — even in an Obamanation.