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DUmmie FUnnies 02-24-12 (Astrological DUmmies Examine Uranus)
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| February 24, 2012
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 02/24/2012 6:48:46 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Stupid DU-ers! They missed the part where Kingsley explains that Jupiter is in the House of Representatives - the big gas bag sitting in the Speaker’s chair.
To: PJ-Comix
Hopefully I will feel even more attuned with the Cosmic Vibrations in the ensuing months and years.
Me too DUmmie. I hope those 'Cosmic Vibrations' hit you smack on the head when they come.
But alas, here's the bad news -- those 'Cosmic Vibrations' will be Gamma Rays from the next Super Gamma Ray Burst from far out past Uranus (paging Ben Burch) and you'll be toast, literally. However there is an upside -- though you'll be burnt to a crisp, you'll save the rest of humanity by getting Zotted (obvious pun).
Annnnd, for all anyone knows there could be one coming straight at us you right now. So like momma says - put on some clean underwear before you go out.
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posted on
02/25/2012 4:04:49 AM PST
by
Condor51
(Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
To: PJ-Comix
I've been on a hamster wheel for years and years, and now want to smash that hamster cage with a mega-size sledgehammer. [That's because you found out that you're really a gerbil looking for Uranus.] How long have you waited to use that line!! LOLOL
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posted on
02/25/2012 4:12:45 AM PST
by
tiredoflaundry
(I will not be silenced.)
To: PJ-Comix
And they say Christians are nuts?
To: diamond6
Did you go to a doctor or get a kit?A doctor. There was a lifetime of ear wax in there since I never had it removed before.
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posted on
02/25/2012 5:34:47 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
To: All
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posted on
02/25/2012 5:39:54 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
("Now I am become Death, destroyer of oysters" ---from the Buffetvad Gita)
To: PJ-Comix
I was feeling that all day yesterday. Even through the aforementioned wreck which felt very Uranus like. IBTWEINKE (In Before The Wrecked 'Em? It Nearly Killed 'Em!)
To: mnehring; PJ-Comix
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posted on
02/25/2012 5:54:32 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: PJ-Comix
Both this experience and the money-related one I described before have to do with healing the psychic wounds that I acquired from running headlong into the brick walls of both external and internal reality. [Yeah, reality does tend to be quite hard on the DUmmie psyche.]
DUmmies have a hard time dealing with reality. They will be in bad shape when the SHTF in the coming years.
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posted on
02/25/2012 6:16:25 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
To: PJ-Comix
Crystal healing grids. I have no idea what that might be, other than something Skammer ought to be selling. “Crystal” is a magic buzz word over there. (Pun intended)
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posted on
02/25/2012 6:25:43 AM PST
by
HangThemHigh
(Entropy's not what it used to be.)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
02/25/2012 8:38:38 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Cameta's on now...)
To: PJ-Comix
healing the psychic wounds that I acquired from running headlong into the brick walls of both external and internal reality. Huh?
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posted on
02/25/2012 12:49:21 PM PST
by
submarinerswife
(Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
To: PJ-Comix
Kingsley is a magician, sorcerer, alchemist, visionary and zen master of the first order. My God, these people are really freaky. Spooky freaky.
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posted on
02/25/2012 12:53:24 PM PST
by
submarinerswife
(Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
To: mnehring
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posted on
02/25/2012 12:55:44 PM PST
by
submarinerswife
(Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
To: PJ-Comix
written by a mystical philologist named Peter Kingsley. The book is called "Reality", which turns out to be an appropriate title. I finished it today. Kingsley is a magician, sorcerer, alchemist, visionary and zen master of the first orderMan, I can't believe how much of my life I've wasted reading books written by mystical philogists who turned out to be zen masters of the second order...
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posted on
02/25/2012 3:18:32 PM PST
by
FDNYRHEROES
(It's 3 AM. Let me sleep on it. I'll get back to you in 16 hours.)
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