DUmmie FUnnies 02-24-12 (Astrological DUmmies Examine Uranus)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 24, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I can HEAR!!! I had my ears flushed out today. A lot of wax flushed out but right away, my full hearing returned to me. I didn't realize until today just how diminished my hearing was due to ear wax. Also I can hear noises in a higher pitch like chirping birds. The 35 level of volume my TV was normally set at had to be lowered to 15 level. Also looking forward to skin diving without going deaf afterwards which had been the case.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[cripplecreek]

I swear upon the 9 goddesses of Omachon Perseii 8 I haven’t got a clue what these ijits are rambling on about.

[softwarecreator]

I swear upon the 9 goddesses of Omachon Perseii 8 I haven’t got a clue what these ijits are rambling on about.

You and me both, pal, you and me both.

And these people are legally allowed to breed, and vote?

[luvie]

Astrological DUmmies Examine Uranus



...or something like it....

[Army Air Corps]

My pithy response their stream of mindless babble is this: ¿Que?

[Mercat]

Top Ten.

[KarlInOhio]

Just so long as they keep to astrology and don't branch out into alchemy. If they figure that out they'll turn gold into lead being the screwups that they are.

[diamond6]

Did you go to a doctor or get a kit?

A sidenote... has anyone noticed that huge star right above the crescent moon?!! I have never seen such a large star before (exception for the sun). Actually, that is probably a planet. I feel dumb.

[rdl6989]

Next they will be channeling Miss Cleo.

[samiam1972]

This might help you. Lots of planets can be seen this month.
http://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/visible-planets-tonight-mars-jupiter-venus-saturn-mercury

[mnehring]

Kingsley is a magician, sorcerer, alchemist, visionary and zen master of the first order.

..and on weekdays he serves up a mean super-sized fry.

[Tucker39]

Probably Venus. I think I heard Frankie Avalon singing.

[richmwill]

Seriously? THIS talk coming from the DUmmies- just wow. Meanwhile, any talk of Christianity there is mockingly belittled with “And idiots believe those fairy tales” and such...

[Ditter]

.......I am at a loss for words......

[M1903A1]

Of course...because The Answer always has to be THEIR unique understanding. Not unusual for True Believers and other mental wrecks...I’ve seen it many, many times.

[decal]

“I have been living inside a 550-page koan for two weeks...”

Live inside a 550-page koran for two weeks and you'll want to examine Camelanus instead.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

[Silly me. And all this time I thought the taste of the world's best ice cream was mango ice cream covered with Kahlua.]

You are mean PJ! Now I want some and no pin money until the end of the month.

[Dragonspirit]

LOL! These Democrats are hilarious with their “mystic zen” super cereal astrology. The sad part is that their lives lack any focus, consistency, honesty or true spirituality. The real thing I wonder is if it is just their genetic damage or psychological. Did they adopt this BS as a consequence of their Democrat philosophy or were they always irresponsible libtards and thus drawn to said Democrat philosophy? Nature vs Nurture, chicken vs egg. Either way, they provide a lot of amusement.

[Pinkbell]

Those Christians are crazy according to the DUmmies, and that, that is “sanity”. All this proves to me is what I learned years ago in religion class. God places a desire to find him in our hearts. In the Bible, people were funneling that desire into worshipping gods, so God revealed himself to Abraham. Of the people who know of God, people have chosen to follow him; others have rejected him. Some have rejected him and created a religion that they feel better fits their beliefs and makes God into what they want. That’s what the DUmmies have done. They feel a need to believe something but don’t want to believe in God.