DUmmie FUnnies 02-24-12 (Astrological DUmmies Examine Uranus)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 24, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Lauren BaRecall]

Stupid DU-ers! They missed the part where Kingsley explains that Jupiter is in the House of Representatives - the big gas bag sitting in the Speaker’s chair.

[Condor51]

Hopefully I will feel even more attuned with the Cosmic Vibrations in the ensuing months and years.

Me too DUmmie. I hope those 'Cosmic Vibrations' hit you smack on the head when they come.

But alas, here's the bad news -- those 'Cosmic Vibrations' will be Gamma Rays from the next Super Gamma Ray Burst from far out past Uranus (paging Ben Burch) and you'll be toast, literally. However there is an upside -- though you'll be burnt to a crisp, you'll save the rest of humanity by getting Zotted (obvious pun).

Annnnd, for all anyone knows there could be one coming straight at us you right now. So like momma says - put on some clean underwear before you go out.

[tiredoflaundry]

I've been on a hamster wheel for years and years, and now want to smash that hamster cage with a mega-size sledgehammer. [That's because you found out that you're really a gerbil looking for Uranus.]

How long have you waited to use that line!! LOLOL

[USMCWife6869]

And they say Christians are nuts?

[PJ-Comix]

Did you go to a doctor or get a kit?

A doctor. There was a lifetime of ear wax in there since I never had it removed before.

[PJ-Comix]

This is to let all writers and aspiring writers out there know that in a few weeks I’ll have the MOST IMPORTANT article you will ever read available on Kindle. It is about how to EASILY and QUICKLY overcome Writer’s Block. I used to suffer horrible from it but over the course of 4 years of experimentation I learned how it can be overcome. It’s actually amazingly EASY to overcome as you shall see.

[RegulatorCountry]

I was feeling that all day yesterday. Even through the aforementioned wreck which felt very Uranus like.

IBTWEINKE (In Before The Wrecked 'Em? It Nearly Killed 'Em!)

[JRios1968]

He sings, too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY

[Arrowhead1952]

Both this experience and the money-related one I described before have to do with healing the psychic wounds that I acquired from running headlong into the brick walls of both external and internal reality.

[Yeah, reality does tend to be quite hard on the DUmmie psyche.]

DUmmies have a hard time dealing with reality. They will be in bad shape when the SHTF in the coming years.

[HangThemHigh]

Crystal healing grids. I have no idea what that might be, other than something Skammer ought to be selling. “Crystal” is a magic buzz word over there. (Pun intended)

[mikrofon]

[submarinerswife]

healing the psychic wounds that I acquired from running headlong into the brick walls of both external and internal reality.

Huh?

[submarinerswife]

Kingsley is a magician, sorcerer, alchemist, visionary and zen master of the first order.

My God, these people are really freaky. Spooky freaky.

[submarinerswife]

LOL!!

[FDNYRHEROES]

written by a mystical philologist named Peter Kingsley. The book is called "Reality", which turns out to be an appropriate title. I finished it today. Kingsley is a magician, sorcerer, alchemist, visionary and zen master of the first order

Man, I can't believe how much of my life I've wasted reading books written by mystical philogists who turned out to be zen masters of the second order...