Be careful what you wish for....
I am sure this is being prepared as we speak....
The "official" and authorized 0bambicare guide to child birth and upbringing.
With an introduction by Michelle La Belle Antoinette Obama.
Ha - we are lucky(ish). Old enough that we did our breeding back when there was a little wiggle room. And I would have killed for a manual.
The first words would have been
“Welcome to three years of no sleep at all ....”