[Arthur McGowan]

The Vatican has announced a harder line against the Kennedy family whose sociopathic members often wrongly assume their nominal Catholicism will save them from eternal damnation.

The Vatican has announced a harder line against the Pelosi family whose sociopathic members often wrongly assume their nominal Catholicism will save them from eternal damnation.

The Vatican has announced a harder line against the Democratic Party whose sociopathic members often wrongly assume their nominal Catholicism will save them from eternal damnation.

[martin_fierro]

"Wait ... what?"

[gogogodzilla]

The Vatican has announced a harder line against the Mafia whose sociopathic members often wrongly assume their nominal Catholicism will save them from eternal damnation.

What? You mean that a sincere deathbed confession will no longer grant you access to heaven?!? Shocking, I tells ya!!!