[MarthaTrowbridge]

So. I have the distinct honor of being addressed by one who touts himself as "Con-Man". Hmmm. And I am the one to be shamed? Foolish try, my man. As for them being sunglasses, used to shun the glare of a bright room -- please. Since you have such a handle on the situation, perhaps you can explain why the left eyeglass arm is clearly missing.

[Tex-Con-Man]

Sheesh... I opened it in CS5...it's not broken...it fades. You have a low resolution image.

And how do you explain the fact that the lenses are tinted, curved and oval shape...

...much like the ones he often wears...

Set aside the absurd fiction you concocted to explain how he got them in the first place, you readily admit he doesn't need glasses, so why would he wear a pair of regular old broken glasses while he's napping? HE WOULDN'T!!!

And then you want to swab his mouth and compare that to the DNA that is on the Malcom X glasses he wears while napping to prove X is O's baby daddy? And this makes sense to you?

I think your particular birther conspiracy theory may be the first I've seen that is 100% fact free. Congratulations!!

Stop posting nonsensical crap.