2 Liberals are walking down the street one evening when they spot a man laying in the gutter. He had been badly beaten, robbed and was moaning in pain. So the one Liberal turns to the other and says
"We have to find the person who did this. He needs help."
>>...”We have to find the person who did this. He needs help.”...<<
LOL! Sadly it’s entirely plausible, but funny too.