I celebrated Earth Day by raking up all the yard waste I can find. Then I gather all our dangerous household chemicals, old bug spray bottles, dead car batteries and a few old tires and dump all of it in a pile with the yard waste and burned it.
As the black oily flames consume the trash and the smoke drifts toward Washington I say a prayer. May all the old hippies, liberals and the EPA die. Amen.
"I celebrated Earth Day by raking up all the yard waste I can find. Then I gather all our dangerous household chemicals, old bug spray bottles, dead car batteries and a few old tires and dump all of it in a pile with the yard waste and burned it...May all the old hippies, liberals and the EPA die. Amen." Oh no! You will have every hippie born south of 1950 in your yard sniffing fumes and stumming guitars quicker than you can say Timothy Leary!
