[cripplecreek]

Hey baby, I got a 50lb bag of dry beans with your name on it.

[elcid1970]

Good way to get your stash & location broadcasted online, IMO.

[JRandomFreeper]

Dude, I survive by being single.

/johnny

[Rebelbase]

“Long walks on the beach after we’ve cleared it”.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Short sighted yuppie with 100 pounds of Mountain House seeks nice lady with operating well.

[Molon Labbie]

I’ll treat you like the last woman on earth.

Because you probably are.

[tumblindice]

“Wanna go shoot rats and the Undead at the landfill?”
“I’ll bet you say that to everyone with hair.”
“No baby, it’s not a line. You’re a chick, right?”

[Pollster1]

“Well provisioned prepper ISO the kind of woman who would only date me if I was the last man on earth.”

[freedomfiter2]

So, do you select a mate that is handy and would be a great back up in a firefight or one that would make good eating if things really got tough?

[TLI]

Did everybody forget the rules? It's not always "guilty/not guilty" ya know.



Humm... The concept absolutely has "potential."





The civilian aspect looks good too.

[Boogieman]

Honey, let’s merge our stockpiles... it’s only natural.

[vetvetdoug]

I need a woman like a fish needs a bicycle.