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DUmmie FUnnies 04-27-12 (OccuPoet Misty: "The Huff and Puff of My Frustration")
DUmmie FUnnies ^
| April 27, 2012
| OccuPoet Misty Rowan and Charles Henrickson
Posted on 04/27/2012 10:23:27 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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Shouldn't this have been in the Huffandpuffington Post?
To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
To: Charles Henrickson
In just seconds after you know what.
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posted on
04/27/2012 10:29:11 AM PDT
by
Cheburashka
(It's legal to be out at night in spacesuits, even carrying a rag dolly. Cops hauled us in anyway.)
To: Cheburashka
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posted on
04/27/2012 10:30:05 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
04/27/2012 10:32:31 AM PDT
by
Poser
(Cogito ergo Spam - I think, therefore I ham)
To: Charles Henrickson
I just *love* self-important people.
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posted on
04/27/2012 10:35:16 AM PDT
by
sauropod
(You can elect your very own tyranny - Mark Levin)
To: Charles Henrickson
Yikes! This airhead takes liberal psychobabble to a whole new level.
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posted on
04/27/2012 10:36:45 AM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(It's time for the 47% to start paying their "fair share" of income taxes.)
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
04/27/2012 10:45:26 AM PDT
by
Condor51
(Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
To: Charles Henrickson
I’ve been reading hippie crap like this for at least forty years and more. Not that I actually read this crud on a daily basis, but I have read similar tripe from the tortured individuals the world “just doesn’t understand.” Or maybe we do understand them. I guess I should feel bad that I start nodding off after a few verses. But I don’t. Because I’m a nasty, greedy, imperialist, hate-mongering, meat-eating, capitalist etc. Maybe if she’d eat a cheeseburger, she’d feel better. I usually do.
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
04/27/2012 10:57:53 AM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
("If I had a son he'd look like B.O.'s lunch" - Rin Tin Tin)
To: Charles Henrickson
Rowan’s Maniacal Misty-me Tour
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posted on
04/27/2012 11:00:37 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(The haiku she saying?)
To: Charles Henrickson
I read her entire screed and don't understand one dam thing she's saying.
IMO she's seriously ill. A psychotic schizophrenic who should be heavily medicated.
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posted on
04/27/2012 11:01:36 AM PDT
by
Condor51
(Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
To: Charles Henrickson
What is the message to this meandering bilge?
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posted on
04/27/2012 11:07:23 AM PDT
by
pogo101
To: Charles Henrickson
Poetry that is not quite as good as Vogon peotry:
Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning is a poem by Grunthos the Flatulent.
Excerpt
Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning!
Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
Discovery..... Oh.
Putty?..... Armpit?
Armpit..... Putty.
Not even a particularly
Nice shade of green.
During a reading of the poem, 4 of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been “disappointed” by the poem’s reception.
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posted on
04/27/2012 11:11:39 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
To: pogo101
What is the message to this meandering bilge? It's art. It's activism. Isn't that enough? What are you, some kind of Philistine? Ars gratia artis and all that. Come on, get with it. . . .
To: Charles Henrickson
Uhhh ....
Misty? Yes, you with the frizzy hair, shabby clothes, and ridiculous rectangular glasses!
Yeah ... just want you to know that your "poetry", if that's what it is, comes off as the deranged ramblings of a veteran pothead tripping out on the best homegrown, selectively bred, genetically enhanced Red Bud.
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posted on
04/27/2012 11:19:43 AM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: mikrofon; All
There once was a poet named Misty
Whose poems were tortured and twisty
They went on so long
That even the strong
Felt kinda like slittin'-their-wristy
To: mikrofon
I love the “Wooh!” of the crowd at the end (2:30).
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
04/27/2012 11:25:25 AM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Charles Henrickson
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