California voter:
“Im tryin’ to think — but nuttin happens!”
Dictator to the 3 stooges:
“You have two choices to die: 1) Cut your head off; or 2) To be roasted alive.”
Larry: “Cut my head off. It’s faster.”
Curley: “As for me roast me alive.”
Moe: “And why is that you nitwit?”
Curley: “Because hot roast is better than cold chop, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.”