[bcsco]

Well, here's one rotund chef (well, I cook a lot of our meals...) that doesn't fit the bill. I'll be kind and not take that 'hog on ice' comment personally. Gotcha! He, he...

[miss marmelstein]

You’re no hog on ice, bcsco! I stole that from one of my favorite books - True Grit. Rooster calls Mattie that while the poor girl is dragging up water buckets during an Oklahoma winter.