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What? No virgins detected?
The TSA was created when Bush was president. Funny how you all turn on this sterling example of government feel-goodness when a Dem is leading it.
You all must hate America first. The TSA is the best and brightest and they keep us all feeling safe, as feeling safe is the most important thing in life. Just like feeling like the government loves you and wants to protect you like the special snowflake you are is all-important to FReepers and Americans in general. Let’s cue some “government is my daddy/husband/protector/boyfriend” music.
Whaat? Is this a joke? Why would they keep track of such nonsense? Natural blondes? Hernias?
Do we really surrender our 4th amendment rights (unreasonable search) to the TSA? Is there statutory law to that effect?