DUmmie FUnnies 07-04-12 (More panic: "Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 4, 2012 | DUmmie Laura PourMeADrink, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[CSM]

Wow, Goebbles blended with condescension mixed liberally with purposeful ignorance. You couldn’t have picked a better representation of liberals. I say to the DUmmies, speak loud and often. The more Americans see you in your full glory, the more will see the light.

[luvie]

I just got brain freeze reading this one! LOL!...and NO one
got a Kewpie Doll!

It is true...truth IS stranger than fiction!

[kevkrom]

Think outside the box.

And this line didn't deserve another "Ellen" reference?

[Condor51]

the propaganda machine on the right. . . . They are scaring people, just average folks, who are now thinking they
(1) will lose their insurance
(2) their premiums will skyrocket
(3) that they will lose their doctor
(4) that their taxes will go up.

Sorry DUmmie, those 'average folks' should be scared.

1. Already happening
   
2. Already happening
   
3. Already happening
   
4. WILL happen

Now get back in your Pizza Box Fort in mommies Basement and fire up that that stuff in your spoon. All will be better in about 1 minute
(Iiiii ..... have become - Comfortably Numb)

[kevkrom]

they've got to get on the 8th grade level

Form my time in role-playing games, I'll note that it is infinitely harder to play a character smarter than yourself than the opposite. Why I'll note this at this time (and for this comment) is left as an exercise for the reader.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: it is infinitely harder to play a character smarter than yourself than the opposite. ::

Which is what makes Kelsey Grammar such a good actor.

[kevkrom]

True, but acting is different than role-playing in that an actor can read someone else’s lines.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

...without a TelePrompTer

[Arrowhead1952]

And they need to kick some MSM ass. . . .

The dims have the MSM / SRM on their side, so why do they matter.

[Cyber Liberty]

2. You can have dinner with him. Enter the contest. We'll cover the airfare.

But don't touch the mini-bar.

[lwd]

The older/retired United steelworkers of America union members had their benefits reduced a few years ago because the younger/current members renegotiated their pensions. There was a lawsuit over it and the unions lost. Basically, the younger guys screwed over the older guys in the union.

[ShorelineMike]

Obama Team had better get on Ellen, Letterman, Leno and FAST

[Get on Ellen lickety-split!]

That's Rachel's job. (Spewed iced tea alert.)

[berdie]

Thank you!

Alan Olda and DNCing with the stars. LOL

I know you are a man of the cloth...but you have a wicked sense of humor. And I mean that in the most complimentary way!