Harvard hires its first "it."

The Virginian ^ | 7/7/2012 | Moneyrunner

[moneyrunner]

Harvard Picks First BGLTQ Director

"Harvard has appointed Vanidy “Van” Bailey as the College’s first permanent director of bisexual, gay, lesbian, transgender, and queer student life. Bailey, the assistant director for education at the University of California, San Diego, will assume the new position on July 16."

“Assume the position?” Is that a deliberate double entendre? The Harvard Crimson assumes the politically correct position by adding a correction:

"An earlier version of this article used the pronoun "she" to refer to Vanidy "Van" Bailey, the newly appointed director of bisexual, gay, lesbian, transgender, and queer student life. In fact, Bailey prefers not to be referred to by any gendered pronoun."

Mark Steyn comments:

"I’ll bet Elizabeth Warren is kicking herself for not thinking of that one. So America is now the first nation in history in which people take on six figures of debt for the privilege of entrusting their education to persons with no pronouns. That seems likely to work."

You can't make this stuff up!

[nascarnation]

Steyn rocks!

LMAO

[bboop]

I had to double check to make sure this wasn’t satire. / rolling eyes// ‘xx prefers- to change the English language to suit ‘its’ perversion.’

[brivette]

f$#$@ it

[cripplecreek]

permanent director of bisexual, gay, lesbian, transgender, and queer student life.

In other words "Director of depravity"

[PapaNew]

Jesus is coming very soon.

As in the days of Sodom, so shall it be when the Son of man is revealed. Luke 17:28-30.

[Paladin2]

At her wedding:

[Menehune56]

Looks like a twofer

http://www.college.harvard.edu/icb/icb.do

[RichInOC]

Not really. It’s just that most of the its they hired were prefixed with “sh”.

[txrefugee]

The history of Harvard graphically proves the rot in our culture.

[Irenic]

it= hir

[SECURE AMERICA]

Bailey prefers not to be referred to by any gendered pronoun.”

No problem. I always use pervert for perverts anyhow!

[Vision]

Bailey prefers not to be referred to by any gendered pronoun."

And this is how we know all this sexual perversion silliness is a choice.

[cripplecreek]

“Herm”

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Looks like a woofer...

[moneyrunner]

Now THAT’S a wedding!

[ladyjane]

Twofer indeed. Now if only she had a limp.

[moneyrunner]

s/h/it?

[muir_redwoods]

No pronouns? No problem. Will “Hey Shithead” work?

[AndyJackson]

Harvard College Dean Evelynn M. Hammonds, Barbara Gutmann Rosenkrantz Professor of the History of Science and of African and African American Studies, announced today the appointment of Vanidy M. Bailey as director of Bisexual, Gay, Lesbian, Transgender and Queer (BGLTQ) student life.

Count the number of things wrong with this so-called sentence.