[Kevmo]

There is no need for you to be a jerk.
***Semens is the jerk here. He loves catching other freepers with his craptire.

[RegulatorCountry]

These satires have been being posted to FR long before I ever recall seeing your screen nzme.

So, maybe it’s just you.

Isn’t there some perpetual motion thread you can go to and screech about seagulls, lol?

[fatnotlazy]

The problem is that you can't read. John calls his pieces “Semi-news, semi-satire.” Seems self-explanatory to me.

Early on, I was snared. Didn't ruin my life. So why are you getting your shorts in a knot?

You must be a lot of fun at parties.