Honest. Just check a Pennsylvania road map...
Apparently it’s quite a ways from Blue Balls..
You forgot Gap. I use to make all kinds of jokes as I drove to Lancaster .
Btw, Auntie Annes pretzels is headquartered in Gap.
If it's close to Intercourse it can't be that far from "Blue Balls". Lancaster County has many colorful places to visit!
The Amish may not have electricity but they do have a healthy regard for "sowing your oats". Being farmers they are very close to the earth. They see the time between puberty and adulthood as the time for experimentation in the search for a lifetime mate. It works for them and beats the heck out of "The English" and their 50% divorce rate.
Regards,
GtG
PS I could not live as they do but they may be the only ones to make it comfortably through a SHTF event. Hmmm