Good Lord, just look at him! You wouldn’t cath me within a country mile of that idiot with a loaded gun.
Washington Times, October 2004...
When Johnny went a-huntin’
Mr. Kerry’s Ohio hunting adventure started last Saturday, when the senator, campaign entourage in tow, went into a grocery store and asked the owner: “Can I get me a hunting license here?” Even the phraseology sounded staged. Mr. Kerry ordinarily doesn’t talk this way, and his language sounded fake and patronizing — as if he was pretending to talk like someone from rural Ohio.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2004/oct/22/20041022-090857-8206r/