“Wanna have some fun, put a mirror up on the side of a building so they can see theirselves in it and watch them act the fool with it. We had one that just could’nt get enough of hisself.”
I work with a guy who keeps his black Cadillac clean and waxed. He came out one day to find dozens of marks and dents, knee-high and above, up and down the sides of the car. Turkeys!
I believe it. They have a ball pecking at their reflection, guess they think its another turkey.