[Telepathic Intruder]

Unless dropping bacon bits is a crime in itself, this cannot be considered a “hate crime” per se. But the rules are changing all the time to make way for political correctness toward Muslims. Perhaps they will invoke Sharia law in this case. Off with the head.

[TurboZamboni]

the real crime is that someone would waste bacon instead of eating it.

have you seen the price of bacon lately?

[Vendome]

Off with the head? Fine by me. I love pig cheeks....