DHS Urging Citizens To Prepare For Zombie Attack

America's Conservative News ^ | 09/10/2012 | America's Conservative News

[Nifster]

so nice to be wasting our tax payers money on this crapola....let’s thriow a party to celebrate. gee whiz

[Thorliveshere]

Oh, you better believe I’m ready for the walking dead when they lose big in November.

*Click*Click*

[TigersEye]

Gee, thanks for the advice. I did that before DHS existed.

How many tax-dollars did you spend to come up with this?

[5th MEB]

Always remember; a zombie is a brain dead consuming machine, it cares about nothing but it’s own desires and wants.
A zombie will continue to devour every thing in it’s path until there is nothing left to consume.
A zombie produces nothing; a zombie contributes nothing to society, only takes, consumes and destroys.
Sounds an awful lot like a liberal, progressive, or a modern Democrat doesn’t it.
Remember head shots only, don’t waste ammo.
ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE.

[Sarajevo]

The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) have gotten into the act as well and have launched a series of seminars and social media campaigns on zombie attack survival.

That tells me that they (esp. FEMA)have outlived their usefulness.

[bicyclerepair]

I thought we already knew about this for after their ebt cards flash zero’s?

[Republic]

yeah.

Bet the real translation of zombie attack is 'martial law curfew'.

[HereInTheHeartland]

Another example of how useful every dollar of govt spending is, and that there is nothing we can cut from the budget.

[Talisker]

Look at the percentage of the population on antidepressants.

Now imagine some disaster cuts off the supply of those drugs to millions of people.

There’s your attacking zombies - no joke, for real.

[Marcella]

“Nor do I see instructions on how to convert your ‘73 Delta 88 to run on steam power and mount spinning blades to the front to automate the decapitations :(”

With none of that and no hollow points or machetes, the government wants the zombies to win. Never trust the government.

[Lady Heron]

Ok, maybe I missed it but I did not see SHOTGUN on that list.

Has anybody ever seen a zombie movie where a shotgun was not the most important thing you need in a zombie attack? It has to be one of the Zombie survival rules.

[TigersEye]

If they declare a martial law curfew I guess I’ll be free to shoot zombies on my property at will.