Sorry, man. You gave yourself away when you admitted to being old and creaky. You get nothing... Maybe not even health care or food.
Welcome to the 0bama X2.
He may not get health care, but he will be paying for it.
That is really what Obamacare is about. Everyone pays, but your benefits are limited if you get sick or hurt. The more you are sick or hurt, the more your benefits are limited.