[muawiyah]

So, here's the way to get satisfaction every poll. Just reset Republicans to 98%, Democrats to 1% and others to 1%.

That should give you a Republican landslide every single time.

No need to ever worry about about political polls.

[Shadowfax]

Why not? That’s what the libs do.

[GilGil]

I knew I could count on a fly swatter!