Posted on 10/03/2012 9:50:58 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
[There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to — The Romney Limits.]
Now that’s funny!
I think he had a mini-prompter on his shoe...
This must have been the easiest and funnest DuFu ever
“Poor Juan Williams seemed to have watched a different debate. He appeared shell shocked and unwilling to concede what even MSNBC folks were admitting.”
He’s playing a role.
Same here. I'm a cardiac patient and my tired old ticker can't tolerate the anger and disgust that O causes me every time I see his smirking face.
As a bible believing Christian I am forbidden by God's Word to hate anyone, and commanded to honor my nations rulers. But it takes a lot of prayer and trust in God's unlimited power over evil in order to obey that command in regard to O and his unGodly collectivist/atheistic agenda for the US. As you know Lord, I'm working on it but I'm not quite there yet.
“If the race was tied, I might be concerned. Obama is ahead enough in the states that matter.”
Confusion, Denial, Altered, Catatonic, Inebriation,...
Well well well.. I see the folks over at DU are falling for the polls..
Oh, In! Top ..something :-)
Obama was not there.Yippee, an old Zombie fan!
He just rolled over ...And Chuck Berry Too, Double Yippee!!
I hate to say it, ... he was ineffectual and let Romney roll all over him.WOW and James Taylor and Elvis too! (this DUmmie can Rock!)
God, I'm so upset. I cannot live in a country 'led' by Romney.Okay, goodbye....
I don’t like Romney and only watched a few minutes of the debate but I gotta admit, Romney was impressive.
Who knew Mitt was Ironhide in disguise?
They played the outburst my prissy chrissy on KLBJ in Austin earlier this morning and I had to laugh. I think the tingle had turned to tinkle and is running down his leg after this debate.
MR controlled this debate.
[There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to — The Romney Limits.]
LOL!!
Good; you may join Cher, Alec Baldwin and Sheryl Crow as they leave. Oh, wait; they promised to leave 8 years ago when Bush won!
Sometimes you just need to unwind. This has been a rough 4 years for all of us.
Cheers and have a great day!
You’ve lost that tingley feeling
Woh ohh that tingley feeling
You’ve lost that tingley feeling
Now it’s gone. Gone. Gone.
Woh ohh ooh
I flipped over to MSNBC just long enough to see Matthews ranting like a child denied a second cookie while Maddow sat there on the split screen looking like she was about to burst into tears.
That told me all I needed to know about the debate. I’m sure they were expecting to come on air all smug and pronounce the race over.
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