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DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-12 ("Obama Just Blew It")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/03/2012 9:50:58 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

The title of this THREAD, "Obama Just Blew It," pretty much sums up the despair of the DUmmies after watching The Bamster get slaughtered at tonight's debate by Mitt Romney. How bad was the slaughter? So bad that even the MSDNC hosts admitted that Obama lost badly. In fact, I thought the upset Chris Matthews seemed in desperate need of being hit with a tranquillizer dart to calm him down. Obama's debate defeat was so bad that there were MANY DUmmie threads on how badly he lost including, Ed says Romney won.... would you disagree? ... Tweety is beside himself ... and My opinion, Romney is winning this debate :(. I'm sure many other similar DUmmie threads despairing of the horrible debate performance by The One will be sprouting up but let us now DUFU these threads in which the DUmmies begin to experience the agony of DEFEAT in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if The Obamassiah will FIRE John F. Kerry as a Romney debate stand-in, is in the [barackets]:

Obama just blew it.

[Perhaps but you did put a smile on the face of one Ben Burch.]

Sorry, but saying that they have essentially the same position on social security is blowing it.

[Obama blew it just by showing up completely unprepared. Wonder if he will now FIRE John F. Kerry as his Romney debate stand-in.]

Very disappointed ... that 'No Drama Obama' is on stage this evening.

[He was preoccupied thinking about tomorrow's golf game.]

This thread should be deleted, and ... the poster banned, for such a silly, senseless post.

[Please! No interference with our HAPPY THOUGHTS!]

He wanted to talk Medicare so he moved right past Social Security. it was a strategic move

[Ah yes. It was a multi-dimensional chess move that we mere mortals can't understand.]

I'm not watching the debate. But I can tell from what I have read on DU tonight, Obama is blowing it bigtime. No doubt about it.

[Good idea because if you do watch the debate you just might reach for your L-pill.]

His performance tonight was less than stellar.

[aka horrible.]

He needed to bring a dog crate and a pair of scissors instead he brought Beggin Strips.

[I thought he brought Meow Mix but maybe that's just me.]

Mitt was very organized...ticked off points...good ones...Obama was not his best.

[Which Walmart Detention Center do you want to be assigned to after Nov. 6?]

President Obama did just fine!

[Is that you, Moochell? And now we go to another DUmmie Defeatist thread...]

Ed says Romney won.... would you disagree?

[Not a bit.]

Obama was not there.

[Correct. He was out on the 15th hole of the golf course.]

He just rolled over and did not look presidential. I hate to say it, but I agree with the MSNBC pundits, he was ineffectual and let Romney roll all over him. God, I'm so upset. I cannot live in a country 'led' by Romney.

[Your plane ticket to the country 'led' by Kim Jong Umph is in the mail.]

I didn't hear it all. But in the part I heard Obama was kicking butt.

[That was the part where you fell asleep into a "West Wing" dream sequence in which President Jeb Bartlett swamped his EVIL Republican debate opponent.]

Advantage: Romney. In the debate.

[And on November 6.]

Morphed Mitt was not anticipated tonight. Obama was off balance by Rmoney lies.

[Morphed Mitt beat Beamed Barry.]

It was so bad, that it had to be the plan all along... I'm hoping and praying that this was the Dem's plan. Otherwise I'm lost.

[That's what Inspector Clousea claims when he falls over a couch. It was all part of his plan.]

I don't like saying it, but I think Romney cleaned Obama's clock. Romney took over the debate and directed it wherever he wanted. Obama was passive and defensive.

[Stop with the inconvenient truths!!!]

President Obama wandered and was not sharp with his answers. God, I feel bad now.

[Take an L-pill and call the doctor in the morning. And the next thread on deck is...]

Tweety is beside himself

[I have a bottle of Grey Goose that should help calm him down.]

Chris just said everything that needed to be said. I am so disappointed. I didn't see this coming at all. What was the President doing?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Coasting through the debate and playing out the clock until his next golf game.]

He let an arrogant bully push him around.

[Mommy! He hurt me!!!]

Mitt wasn't Mitt tonight. He morphed. It took Obama off his balance.

[In the next debate, Mitt won't morph but will mind meld with the Borg.]

He should prep Obama for the next debates

[And teach Obama how to drool all over his shirt.]

The whole panel looks grief stricken

[I went right over to MSDNC right after the debate and I knew what the deal was right away when looking at their grief stricken faces.]

MR controlled this debate.

[There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to — The Romney Limits.]

Obama knows he could have done better. He's not going to make the same mistake again. And don't use John Kerry for practice debates, use Chris Matthews!

[And that's why it's called MSDNC.]

Turned it off...BS on both sides...Mitt was very well organized and Obama, well..

[Don't forget to turn off reality after Nov. 6. Finally, we go to the last thread...]

My opinion, Romney is winning this debate :(

[I sure hope you didn't bet the farm on Obama at InTrade.]

I still think Obama is making a mistake in his delivery and the way he holds himself on stage.

[Yes, it does help to actually LOOK at your opponent instead of the floor.]

I'm saying I want to see the Obama I saw at the DNC. Loud and in charge. I'm saying that...

[Sorry but you are NOT allowed to bring a teleprompter to a debate.]

I want our President to f*ck Romney up, down, and sidewise

[Ben Burch wants a piece of that action.]

If the race was tied, I might be concerned. Obama is ahead enough in the states that matter.

[This DUmmie will definitely be in need of an L-pill on Election Night.]

I don't see this being a game changer and he is down ~9% in Ohio right now.

[The Heaven's Gate Mother Ship awaits you on Nov. 6.]

Romney did a great job so we have a horse race again.

[But...but isn't Obama winning Ohio by 9% in the D+11 polls?]

Carville is saying that "Romney looked like he wanted to be there, and Obama looked like he didn't wan't to be there." I agree.

[The place where Obama looked like he wanted to be was the golf course.]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; debate; dummies; mittromney
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To: PJ-Comix
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21 posted on 10/03/2012 10:35:05 PM PDT by FredZarguna (And that's the end of our show. Doink.)
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To: MacMattico
" When I went back to check msnbc again, I noticed Chrissy was no where to be seen. Probably crying in a closet trying to get that tingle back!! "


To late to apologize: Crissy Mathews Crying and Devastated.
22 posted on 10/03/2012 10:37:58 PM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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To: PJ-Comix

[There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to — The Romney Limits.]


Now that’s funny!


23 posted on 10/03/2012 10:50:39 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are just useful idiots.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I think he had a mini-prompter on his shoe...


24 posted on 10/03/2012 10:57:14 PM PDT by UltraV ("Romney was channeling Reagan. Obama was channeling Biden." - Glenn Reynolds)
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To: PJ-Comix

This must have been the easiest and funnest DuFu ever


25 posted on 10/03/2012 11:07:25 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: loveliberty2

“Poor Juan Williams seemed to have watched a different debate. He appeared shell shocked and unwilling to concede what even MSNBC folks were admitting.”

He’s playing a role.


26 posted on 10/03/2012 11:33:01 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: cableguymn
I missed the debate to. I can’t take 15 seconds of Zero..

Same here. I'm a cardiac patient and my tired old ticker can't tolerate the anger and disgust that O causes me every time I see his smirking face.

As a bible believing Christian I am forbidden by God's Word to hate anyone, and commanded to honor my nations rulers. But it takes a lot of prayer and trust in God's unlimited power over evil in order to obey that command in regard to O and his unGodly collectivist/atheistic agenda for the US. As you know Lord, I'm working on it but I'm not quite there yet.

27 posted on 10/04/2012 12:29:03 AM PDT by epow (Solo scriptura, semper fidelis)
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To: decal

“If the race was tied, I might be concerned. Obama is ahead enough in the states that matter.”
Confusion, Denial, Altered, Catatonic, Inebriation,...


Well well well.. I see the folks over at DU are falling for the polls..


28 posted on 10/04/2012 1:55:49 AM PDT by cableguymn (The founding fathers would be shooting by now..)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh, In! Top ..something :-)

29 posted on 10/04/2012 2:58:19 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama was not there.
Yippee, an old Zombie fan!
Well no one told me about the way he lied, no one told me about how many people cried.
It's too late to say you're sorry, would I know why should I care?
Don't bother tryin' --- he's not there!
He just rolled over ...
And Chuck Berry Too, Double Yippee!!
Got the rockin' pneumonia, I need a shot of rhythm and blues.
I caught the rollin' arthiritis sittin' down at a rhythm review.
Roll Over Beethoven they're rockin' in two by two.
I hate to say it, ... he was ineffectual and let Romney roll all over him.
WOW and James Taylor and Elvis too! (this DUmmie can Rock!)
Well, I'm a steamroller, baby I'm bound to roll all over you
Yes, I'm a steamroller, baby I'm bound to roll all over you
I'm gonna inject your soul with some sweet rock 'n roll
And shoot you full of rhythm and blues

God, I'm so upset. I cannot live in a country 'led' by Romney.
Okay, goodbye....
Give me a ticket for an airplane, ain't got time to take a fast train.
Lonely days are gone, I'ma goin' home
Barry just blew the election!
...............

30 posted on 10/04/2012 3:25:50 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: PJ-Comix

31 posted on 10/04/2012 4:21:31 AM PDT by kanawa
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To: PJ-Comix

I don’t like Romney and only watched a few minutes of the debate but I gotta admit, Romney was impressive.


32 posted on 10/04/2012 4:26:45 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Mitt wasn't Mitt tonight. He morphed...

Who knew Mitt was Ironhide in disguise?

Mitt before the debate: "It'll be a good debate"

Mitt at the debate: "C'mere Barry!"


33 posted on 10/04/2012 4:44:37 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"In fact, I thought the upset Chris Matthews seemed in desperate need of being hit with a tranquillizer dart to calm him down."

They played the outburst my prissy chrissy on KLBJ in Austin earlier this morning and I had to laugh. I think the tingle had turned to tinkle and is running down his leg after this debate.

MR controlled this debate.

[There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to — The Romney Limits.]

LOL!!

34 posted on 10/04/2012 4:59:28 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: PJ-Comix
I cannot live in a country 'led' by Romney.

Good; you may join Cher, Alec Baldwin and Sheryl Crow as they leave. Oh, wait; they promised to leave 8 years ago when Bush won!

35 posted on 10/04/2012 5:00:49 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'll cling to my religion, cigars and guns till they're pried from my cold dead fingers!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Helpless without his teleprompter, Obama is
36 posted on 10/04/2012 5:05:57 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'll cling to my religion, cigars and guns till they're pried from my cold dead fingers!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Thanks for posting this!
37 posted on 10/04/2012 5:27:56 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: PJ-Comix
I used part of a bottle of Grey Goose to get "un poquito borracho" early this evening so that I would be able to get a couple of hours of sleep before watching the debate. It worked well. I might repeat the same for all the debates and on Election Night.

Sometimes you just need to unwind. This has been a rough 4 years for all of us.

Cheers and have a great day!

38 posted on 10/04/2012 5:37:17 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

You’ve lost that tingley feeling
Woh ohh that tingley feeling
You’ve lost that tingley feeling
Now it’s gone. Gone. Gone.
Woh ohh ooh


39 posted on 10/04/2012 6:01:49 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I flipped over to MSNBC just long enough to see Matthews ranting like a child denied a second cookie while Maddow sat there on the split screen looking like she was about to burst into tears.

That told me all I needed to know about the debate. I’m sure they were expecting to come on air all smug and pronounce the race over.


40 posted on 10/04/2012 6:10:28 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Eat Mor Chikin!)
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