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Math illiteracy from level 1 customer service
wordpress ^ | October 12, 2012 | Dan from Squirrel Hill

Posted on 10/12/2012 1:36:44 PM PDT by grundle

Math illiteracy from level 1 customer service

The BBC reports:

Solenne San Jose, from Pessac outside Bordeaux, said she received a huge shock when she opened the bill for 11,721,000,000,000,000 euros

Well, I figure that’s just some kind of a bug in a computer program. After all, no human being could possibly think that that amount was legitimate. So she called customer service to talk to an actual human being.

However, the article then says:

The phone company, Bouygues Telecom, initially told her there was nothing they could do to amend the computer-generated statement

Nothing they could do to amend the statement? That’s a big fat load of bantha pudu.

The customer service representative then

offered to set up installments to pay off the bill

Ha ha! That’s absolutely hilarious!

I can hear it now:

“You can pay 100 euros per month until your balance is paid in full.”

“But the sun is going to blow up in 4.5 billion years, and I won’t be able to finish paying it off.”

“That’s no excuse – you’ll still have to continue making the payments until your balance is paid in full.”



TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: blogpimp

1 posted on 10/12/2012 1:36:49 PM PDT by grundle
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To: grundle
That's only 11,721 renteneuros after the ECB prints up trillions of euros to try to keep the Greeks, Spanish, Italians, etc. from collapsing.
2 posted on 10/12/2012 1:46:43 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Big Bird is a brood parasite: laid in our nest 43 years ago and we are still feeding him.)
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To: grundle
That’s a big fat load of bantha pudu.

Kind of like your blog, ripping off legitimate reports.

Reply quickly, the library is closing soon.

3 posted on 10/12/2012 1:53:08 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: grundle; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; agrarianlady; ...
HOLLY: Busy, Dave?

LISTER spits his gum across the room in surprise.

LISTER: Well, yeah, I am, actually!
HOLLY: Oh. Then you won't want to know about the two super-lightspeed fighters that are tracking us.
LISTER: What?!
HOLLY: I'll leave you to your bubble blowing, mate.
LISTER: No, Holly. Hol. Come on.
HOLLY: They're from Earth.
LISTER: That's three million years away.
HOLLY: They're from the NorWEB Federation.
LISTER: What's that?
HOLLY: NorthWestern Electricity Board. They want you, Dave. .
LISTER: Me? Why? What for?
HOLLY: For your crimes against humanity.
LISTER: You what?!
HOLLY: Seems when you left Earth, three million years ago, you left two half-eaten German sausages on a plate in your kitchen.
LISTER: Did I?
HOLLY: You know what happens to sausages left unattended for three million years?
LISTER: Yeah, they go mouldy.
HOLLY: Your sausages, Dave, now cover seven-eighths of the Earth's surface. Also, you left seventeen pounds, fifty pence in your bank account. Thanks to compound interest you now own 98% of all the. world's wealth. And because you hoarded it for three million years, nobody's got any money except for you and NorWEB.
LISTER: Why NorWEB?
HOLLY: You left a light on in the bathroom. I've got a final demand here for one hundred and eighty billion pounds.
LISTER: A hundred and eighty billion pounds?!! You're kidding!
HOLLY: (Wearing a Grouch-Marx glasses-nose-and-moustache) April Fool.
LISTER: But it's not April!
HOLLY: Yeah, I know. But I can't be waiting six months with a red-hot jape like that underneath me hat.

4 posted on 10/12/2012 2:07:31 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1361 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: humblegunner

Hi there! How about you starting your own blog at wordpress? It’s free!


5 posted on 10/12/2012 4:24:13 PM PDT by grundle
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To: grundle
How about you starting your own blog at wordpress?

How about you start posting your garbage in full?

You know, without trying to scam decent folks into clicking on your filthy blog?

We ain't here to be your hit farm. Post it here. Nobody wants to see your panties or your blog.

6 posted on 10/12/2012 4:39:29 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

Shoulda left out the part about ‘panties’, now some will click on the blog who would have otherwise just ignored the blogpimp.


7 posted on 10/12/2012 4:46:14 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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