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The Reason the EU Won The Nobel Peace Prize.

Here is a list of the other nominees, in no particular order.

1) Lady Gaga
2) Julian Assange (because of the Swedish rape charges)
3) Bashar al-Assad
4) Barack Hussein Obama’s Dentist’s Mother, Murgatroyd Hfuhruhurr.
5) Snoop Dogg, and his All-’Ho’ Orchestra
6) The author of 50 Shades of Gray
7) Surströmming (fermented Baltic herring)
8) The Greek Economy

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Tragically, that is not true. Some of the other nominees are selfless hard working principled individuals struggling to assert Human rights under difficult and usually dangerous circumstances. As in potentially fatal (to themselves) circumstances. People like Maggie Gobran, a Coptic Christian nun who runs a children’s mission in Cairo. The only worry the average EU bureaucrat has is the minimal chance of a nasty paper cut on the mountains of paper he has to shuffle each day.