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Selling fewer copies of the magazine? That will increase profits!
Gas prices are really low?? Oh Oh! That tells you we're going into a recession!
Gas prices have doubled? Well, I guess that's why the economy is so strong ...

Tripling food stamp recipients and increasing government-supported poverty will apply a permanent huge boost to the recovery!!

...Newspeak... ain't it wonderful?

[publius911]

Perhaps the name should be simply changed to NEWSPEAK
Subscriptions would skyrocket!

NEWSPEAK!