[Salgak]

Mind you, they never mention which orifice she was going to lose her virginity in. Or the fact that there’s no lube. . . . (evil grin)

And stealing an ad idea from PUTIN. . . Tell me, what is BEYOND Epic-level Fail ????

[Windflier]

Mind you, they never mention which orifice she was going to lose her virginity in. Or the fact that there’s no lube. . . .

Eee boy...I ain't touching that with a ten foot pole!

but I bet Obama would...